Bollywood ishtyle

I know I am not the big expert on bollywood music as the chaturvedis and that I am branded dyslexic when it comes to music but I know when it is not right. This song for example. I was listening to arbit kishore da's songs when I came across this. I knew the lyrics alright but did not have the entire song by heart. But what followed made me fall to the floor laughing. Alright, alright I was a little drunk too.

Here are the lyrics, verbatim.

hum bewafa hargiz na the,
par hum wafa kar na sake
humko mili uski saza hum jo khata kar na sake
hum bewafa hargiz na the
par hum wafa kar na sake

aabu gachu kaba chabu kusu vaacha,
aabu kusuku vasuku vaani aacha,
jhingalala hmmm jhingalala hmmm jhigalala hmm,
hurrr hurrrr
tsch tsch tsch,
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaahhhh,
turrrrrrrrrrrrrr turrrrrrrrrrrrr turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
turrrrrrrrrrrrrr turrrrrrrrrrrrr turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,

kitni akeli thi wo rahein hum jinpe ab tak akele chalte rahe,
tujhse bichhad ke bhi o bekhabar tere hi gum mein jalte rahe
tune kiya jo shikwa hum wo gila kar na sake,

hum bewafa hargiz na the,
aabu gachu kaba chabu kusu vaacha,
par hum wafa kar na sake,
aabu kusuku vasuku vaani aacha,
jhingalala hmmm jhingalala hmmm jhigalala hmm.

(The author bangs his head on the floor laughing and is unconscious now)

wtf, mate?